Giggle Monster

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

(via heyfunniest)

Little Talks
Of Monsters And Men / My Head Is an Animal

radtracks:

little talks // of monsters and men

there’s an old voice in my head that’s holding me back
well tell her that i miss our little talks
soon it will be over and buried with our past
we used to play outside when we were young

(via freewlfi)

10,978 plays

He’s fast, strong. He’s got a sexy arm. The ones that do call him the Summer Soldier.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via allantruong)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via allantruong)

stacylaynematthews:


and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

(Source: 90schild, via allantruong)

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

(via allantruong)